Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Born to deliver

I am born before I am delivered. Poor or rich, I live with all. I build some peoples life. Accidently I pull down some people life too. I travel around the world without any visa or passport. I am faster than a flight,stronger than an elephant more wanted than money.

All in all I am the star of the world.

Madam Toastmaster Fellow Toastmasters and guests,

That was none other than NEWS which boasted about itself. People interpret NEWS as NORTH EAST WEST SOUTH. I.e the boundary of what it carries.

True to what it says, each one of us buy news paper, browse internet, listen to Radio, get hooked to our chairs to watch the idiot box to get an update on current happenings.

Chandrachur and I were walking down in a mud road in Sarjapura. Lawyers fling shoes at judges said a news paper banner. Tea shops have a wonderful way of inviting people by having news papers shared freely. Without hesitation Chandra and myself walked to the tea shop. It was slightly whistling and he pulled out the economic times placed there for its customers and read out loud. Lawyers fling shoes at judges. The judge stood back courageously to get the other one to make a pair Chandra was jumped in exhilaration. I quickly moved farther to keep myself away from splashing water. Chandra... I yelled. Current news is always creates a shock in you. They are short lived and has a purpose of most publicity.

Idot box, radio has a sub category of current news called the breaking news. A car and truck hit near pallipalaya. 1 cat, 2 stray dogs, 5 men were killed and 2 injured. Traffic disrupted for 10 hours These are real breaking news. These cause delay in completing your activity.

Petrol prices rise. Lorries on strike. Vegetable prices soar. board has announced the disruption of power in following areas for preventive maintenance. Kaveri water supply will be disrupted in the following areas Regular updates are news which appear at a predicted time. The regular news play an important role in our day to day life. But these news are expected and appear at the scheduled time year after year or month after month. In absence, we tend to make them by creating one.

Dhoni escorts Zoya to ranchi

My heart started beating fast. Tick tick tick tick… Is Dhoni married?? I quickly went to the details in sports page. Dhoni fell in love with Misty. He came to know that a pup from misty’s litter need a care taker. He did not hesitate, but came down to escort Zoya to admit in his dog club. Dhoni drinks 12 liters of cow milk, sorry 1 liter of milk, has 3 dogs in is house and dog club and more than 23 bikes.

By this time, I was back attentive and checked to understand that the sports page contains life history of people along with score boards and standings. Idiot box and radio are a bit matured. They do not mix-match news.

Hot news is those which break hearts. Dhoni has a huge crush on Deepika Padugone. literally made my friend Vidhya cry and stay away from food for a week. In another instance, Shilpa Shetty engaged to Raj kundra for a new beginning crushed my friend suchith’s heart. Hot news are to heat up the emotions. Hot news cause greater damage to individuals. Suchith celebrated when shilpa broke up with Akshay kumar and later with Anubhav Sinha due to parental disapproval.

Entertainment news are published as separate addendum to the main paper. They are special. They are full of gossips that many love to read it without missing a line. It takes lacs to get into those dirty gossips. It is fun reading it. I did love to read the gossips, that too of beauties. Bipasa basu is satisfied with her curves. We have to live with what we have.

The most ambiguous title prompted me to read further.

When contacted Bipasa Basu on her dieting schedule, She said that she is satisfied with her curves and she is no way following any diet schedule or workout to enhance her curves. I was frustrated. I too have curves. I try to eat out to enhance my curves. With a paradox of contraction and enhancement, I too should have figured in the leading daily addendum isn’t it. But a recent enlightment made me realize that they need size 0 and not a real zero.

Toastmasters, Recent survey states that there are 40 % increase in news channels and papers. Instant communication of the happenings is like a heartbeat. Mobiles have news alerts in form of value added services. You can opt to choose your category. All these show News is a STAR and most required. None can live without it. But all cannot be in it.

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